Go right down the list and add all ingredients to a pot, one at a time, with your burner on low/simmer.

Start with ketchup, then add the beer and coke to thin.

Then add all dry ingredients - this will save you from having to dry out your measuring spoons before adding the wet ingredients.

For best results, mix using a whisk.

Once all ingredients are added, turn burner up to high and bring to a boil.

Turn off and let sit until cool.

Dump into any container, store in fridge for as long as you want!